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Happy UnBirthday
It was technically Caroline’s 18th birthday, but since she’s a vampire, she’s stuck at 17 forever, which left the party queen feeling quite down in the dumps about the whole thing. So her friends threw her a funeral, in a crypt, with booze, and it was adorable and perfect and just how we’d want our birthday to go if we were a teenage creature of the night.

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Say Uncle
We weren’t big fans of all the hauntings, but when it meant that a ghostly Mason Lockwood could come back? We were a little bit more forgiving. Especially when sexy ghost Mason decided to beat the crap out of Damon.

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Caroline (The Vampire Diaries)

Elena gets easily distracted by the Brothers Salvatore, but no pesky young vampires are good enough for Caroline. She tamed a wicked werewolf and goes only after vamps who are of the Original variety. And she uses her fangs only sparingly, as she’s far more effective with cutting words. Oh, and she just looks lovely while doing it all.

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Downtown Abbey and The Vampire Diaries

We’ve got a sneaking suspicion that the Dowager Countess is really a bloodsucker. Could she be an Original? Somehow related to Klaus? We could even see a Damon-centric flashback, where he visits the Abbey (everyone is so trusting there, so they’d clearly let him in) and he could have his pick of either Edith or Mary, who would pounce on an available man, vampire or not.