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The Unofficial Downton Abbey Cookbook
True Blood: Eats, Drinks, and Bites from Bon Temps
A Feast of Ice and Fire: The Official Game of Thrones Companion Cookbook
Know someone who loves TV and cooking? And cooking while they watch TV? Gift them recipes straight from their favorite series — the Downton Abbey cookbook isn’t official, but the True Blood and Game of Thrones ones are — in fact, A Feast of Ice and Fire even features a foreword by George R. R. Martin. (Just make sure your giftee isn’t the type who hates ot when ol’ Georgie writes anything that isn’t The Winds of Winter, okay?)
Price: $21.95, $29.95, $35 (all hardcover)

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Eric: “You will not feed on Sookie. She’s merely a waitress. Whose fear is why we’re here, and is the reason I got to kill Russell — thanks, by the way — and whose house I own. She took care of me when I was a baby-man. We fucked in Narnia. It was even gayer than my storyline with Bill this season.”
- Jacob Clifton, True Blood 5-12 “Save Yourself” Recap

Eric: “You will not feed on Sookie. She’s merely a waitress. Whose fear is why we’re here, and is the reason I got to kill Russell — thanks, by the way — and whose house I own. She took care of me when I was a baby-man. We fucked in Narnia. It was even gayer than my storyline with Bill this season.”

- Jacob Clifton, True Blood 5-12 “Save Yourself” Recap

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Tara hefts four cases of TruBlood with her pinkie, calls Pam “Vampire Barbie” which is not her best work, and heads back out to the bar, the better to once again pore over the many mixed messages of their relationship — and the unsettling fact of exactly how easy it is to imagine Oprah and Gayle drinking a person’s blood together. With some homemade scones or something. This is my favorite thing that ever happened on Oprah:

Oprah: “Duchess Sarah Ferrrrguson is here! To show us how to make English sco-ohhhnes!”
Fergie: “We call them skaaaans, not scohhhns.”
Oprah, angrily: “— Oh yeah? Well we just call ‘em biscuits.”

- Jacob Clifton, True Blood 5-9 “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” Recap

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While I still can’t believe The Killing didn’t make it to the finals in the 2012 Tubey Awards category Favorite Show to Hate Watch, America’s Next Top Model, Celebrity Apprentice, Dance Moms, Glee, Grey’s Anatomy, Jersey Shore, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Smash, True Blood and Two and a Half Men did.

Which do you love to hate/hate to love the most? Click here to start voting!

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It wouldn’t be the Tubey Awards without snarky categories, which is why we’re so excited about the Most Unwelcome New Character nominees: Amanda Clarke the stripper (Revenge), Dick Roman (Supernatural), Esther (The Vampire Diaires), Joe (Glee), Marnie (True Blood), Nellie Bertram (The Office), Quinn (How I Met Your Mother), Rory (Glee), Sugar Motta (Glee), Talisa (Game of Thrones).

Who did you hate the most? Click here to start voting!