And doesn’t all this really just serve to make you dream of the greatness that would have occurred if Victoria were a finalist and had gotten a family visit? It would have easily been one of the top five TV moments in all of history. And then they would have run off together to find the only Cracker Barrel in Jamaica and enjoy country cooking in one anothers’ arms.
(Two reasons for these gifs: 1. It’s how we feel about missing out and 2. Nothing like a good, cleansing ugly cry on TV.)
Tyra, in full fierce regalia, then clarifies for us that Top Model has been going long and strong for 18 cycles, but all that time fans have been clamoring to have a voice. I mean… sure? But I feel like I kind of resolve that by getting drunk and yelling at the TV.
- Potes, our favorite judge, America’s Next Top Model 19-1 “The Girl Who Makes the Grade” Recap
You know that I am usually completely in favor of turns of events that seem like they could kill the contestants on this show, but even I just shook my head and muttered, “That is just too much.”
- Potes, on last night’s death-defying challenge, America’s Next Top Model 18-10 “Nicholas Tse” Recaplet
When the absolutely gorgeous young girl working with Alicia confessed that she didn’t like the color of her skin or texture of her hair, I totally started crying, which was a complement to Alicia’s own bawling. The sky is green, the grass is blue, Top Model made me cry in Season 18.
There are certain really special times when I watch this show and feel like I’m out of my body, floating above and looking down on a strange and terrible world where the onslaught of brain cell abuse is commonplace. “We don’t want a dookie tooch” is one of those moments.
The message is from Jay Manuel, who is in Toronto, Canada getting ready to present his second collection for something called Attitude Jay Manuel. And, ha! It’s a collection for Sears Canada! Jay Manuel is like the Kardashian sisters of the North!
The girls model in bikinis made out of fake maple leaves and then they are covered with maple syrup. Just in case we forgot that this was filmed in Canada. This is nowhere near as great as the time in Greece when they made them pose in a bowl of feta, so try harder, Show.
- Angel Cohn, America’s Next Top Model 18-5 “Beverly Johnson” Recaplet