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Has the internet exploded with Jeremy and Damon shippers yet?

Our recap of last night’s episode: http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/vampire-diaries/i-know-what-you-did-last-summer/

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Damon (The Vampire Diaries)Diet: Blood, blood, more blood. And sometimes alcohol.Exercise: He’s blessed with his vampire body (good thing he was turned when he had ripped abs) so he doesn’t have to do a single thing.
Read more: Tips From TV Characters: How to Get That Body

Damon (The Vampire Diaries)
Diet: Blood, blood, more blood. And sometimes alcohol.
Exercise: He’s blessed with his vampire body (good thing he was turned when he had ripped abs) so he doesn’t have to do a single thing.

Read more: Tips From TV Characters: How to Get That Body

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Damon wakes in an empty bed, but it’s not empty for long. Elena bounds back in the room and joins him. They talk, kiss, cuddle and then have sex. Once again, their sex scenes are intercut with Caroline’s rant to Stefan about Elena being sire bound to Damon, infusing the term “anti-climactic” a whole other layer of meaning.


- Cindy McLennan, The Vampire Diaries 4-8 “We’ll Always Have Bourbon Street” Recap

Damon wakes in an empty bed, but it’s not empty for long. Elena bounds back in the room and joins him. They talk, kiss, cuddle and then have sex. Once again, their sex scenes are intercut with Caroline’s rant to Stefan about Elena being sire bound to Damon, infusing the term “anti-climactic” a whole other layer of meaning.

- Cindy McLennan, The Vampire Diaries 4-8 “We’ll Always Have Bourbon Street” Recap

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He finally gets Elena to drink and it’s hotter than any sex scene ever featured on this show. I’m struggling to stay out of Metaphor-ville about cheap bathroom hookups, but it’s difficult when watching these two.

-Cindy McLennan, The Vampire Diaries 4-2 “Memorial” Recap

(Source: alwaysdamons)

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Caroline is so excited to see “Tyler” that even though they’re on the run for their very unlives, she thinks it’s a perfectly cromulent time to rip off their clothes and have sex. This makes me a little sad. I’m not sad that she’s a sexual character. I’m not sad that she’s mistaking KiT for Tyler. I’m not trying to slut shame. I’m just sad that there’s been so little romance for this girl. Damon compelled her to be his chew toy/sex slave. She and Matt had a little romance, but not for long. She and Tyler’s friendship moments have been pretty deep, in the past, but more often than not, their alone time is a race to rip of their clothes.

-Cindy McLennan, The Vampire Diaries 4-1 “Growing Pains” Recap

(Source: damonsmolder)

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Today in 2012 Tubey Awards voting: Best Badass. Which of these men, women and children do you most enjoy seeing kick ass and take names?

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Today in 2012 Tubey Awards voting: Most Annoying Teenaged Character

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