Teresa talks about finding the elephant g-string and Jacqueline interjects a completely superfluous and disgusting, “She was probably smelling it.” For every moving montage of an autistic child, there’s a “she was probably smelling it.” It’s why you can never truly get behind anyone on this show.
-Potes, The Real Housewives of New Jersey 4-23 “Reunion Part 3” Weecap
Caroline (Real Housewives of New Jersey)
Mother of the year over here decides to continue to humiliate her daughter in the most public forum of all, no doubt giving her severe body dysmorphia for years to come. Caroline berates Lauren for going off her diet and eating a fruit cup (yes, a fruit cup) and then says to her, and we quote: “You have to lose a couple of pounds. So what? It doesn’t make you a failure. It makes you a little chunk-a-mug! That’s all you are!”
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Juicy: “My wish lantern wish is that you won’t go to therapy. And that you will continue to cut yourself all from your friends, family and reality until all we have left is me, you, drinking, and eventually Milania killing us all in our beds one night.”
Teresa: “My wish lantern wish is that you will go to jail and my nightmare can be over.”
- Jacob Clifton, The Real Housewives of New Jersey 5-7 Weecap