Alicia Florrick (The Good Wife)
This woman is fiercely protective of her children, so much so that she’ll put herself in the line of political fire to protect them at all costs. And God forbid someone dares try to use them for any scheme, she’ll take anyone down in a court of law. Also, you don’t have to worry if you are looking at porn or searching for other sex facts on the internet, she’s so tech inept that if you lie and say you didn’t do it, she’ll absolutely believe you.

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Most Cluelessly Adorable Character
While Hayden desperately wanted to fit in with the popular kids at Lockhart/Gardner, Jordan was just trying to run a good campaign for Peter. Too bad that he was completely unprepared for how to deal with all of Eli’s glad-handing and backstabbing. He got manipulated and fired before he even realized what happened.

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Worst Use of Breakfast Foods
We’re like Leslie Knope when it comes to our breakfast foods, so to see Kalinda and her horrible husband Nick go from making omelets to drawing knives on each other really spoiled our appetites. In fact, all of the Nick stuff nearly ruined the former awesome Kalinda for us entirely… thankfully she managed to redeem herself.

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L/G: “Oh! Good news, you’re getting a little partner in crime!”

Kalinda: “Great. So which beer-gutted motherfucker’s bratwurst farts am I going to be Febreezing out of my…”

L/G: “Her name is Robyn Burdine, you’re going to be outwardly irritated by her but inwardly love it, Alicia’s going to be crazy jealous because she’s like the Alicia starter kit in terms of wide-eyedness, and the best part is, she is one-fourth American Girl Doll.”

Kalinda: “Are you effing kidding me?”

L/G: “We are not! She has just finished the eighth grade and got her braces off last week, so she is like, full of oats. You’re going to absolutely hate it.”

Kalinda: “Hate what, exactly. Why is she my problem?”

L/G: “Train her.”

Kalinda: “In WHAT?”

L/G: “In what you do. The Kalinda Way. Kalindering. You know, like having super powers and stuff.”

Kalinda: “This sounds like one thousand percent bullshit.”

L/G: “Think of it as a favor. A mandatory one.”

— Jacob Clifton, The Good Wife 4x16 “Runnin’ With the Devil” Recap

Peter: “Polls say I won, by 56 percent.”
Eli: “Better than that, they always under-sample younger voters because nobody has landlines anymore.”
Peter: “But you’re still packing up your shit?”
Eli: “I’m still damaged goods, whatever went down with the DOJ. Mike Kresteva is guesting next week and you know his ass was probably behind this whole thing somehow.”
Peter: “I will punch him in the motherfucking neck, I don’t care. Eli, I want you back.”
Eli: “Don’t be sentimental, Peter. What we had was once in a lifetime, true. But we…”
Peter: “You want sentimental? How about this fake-out handshake that turns into a bearhug?”
Eli: “I feel so safe in your arms, Peter. But we can’t.”

- Jacob Clifton, The Good Wife 4x15 “Going for the Gold” Recap