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District  Secret Life of the American Teenager
Tributes: Ricky Underwood, Amy Juergens Special Skills: N/ASponsor Gifts: N/AForecasted Gameplay: There’s no use even considering how these  two will fare in the Games, as Amy will immediately get impregnated  within ten seconds of entering the arena, and she and her fiancé will  die on their starting plate as they keel over in tears.
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District Secret Life of the American Teenager

Tributes: Ricky Underwood, Amy Juergens
Special Skills: N/A
Sponsor Gifts: N/A
Forecasted Gameplay: There’s no use even considering how these two will fare in the Games, as Amy will immediately get impregnated within ten seconds of entering the arena, and she and her fiancĂ© will die on their starting plate as they keel over in tears.

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District Modern Family
Tributes: Manny Delgado, Haley Dunphy Special Skills: Manny’s got the brains of a 50-year-old poet,  which may fool his fellow Tributes into thinking that he’s fragile.  Haley’s got her competitors beat in the looks department. Lucky for  them, Jay will have trained them both in scavenging for food and  camouflage before they leave California.Sponsor Gifts: Mistaking “weapons” for “lemons,” Gloria  accidentally orders Manny several crates of the citrus fruit from  Colombia. Phil, meanwhile, drops down some intense power-walking gear  for his daughter.Forecasted Gameplay: Although Manny is a moving target for  masculinity-obsessed Careers, he’ll become a Rue to another player’s  Katniss… but in the end, it won’t be enough. Haley, meanwhile, is too  gorgeous and dumb for anyone to consider her a threat, and there’s a  chance that the inner Claire in her will come out to wreak havoc. As  long as she doesn’t accidentally eat something obviously poisonous, she  might be all right.
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District Modern Family

Tributes: Manny Delgado, Haley Dunphy
Special Skills: Manny’s got the brains of a 50-year-old poet, which may fool his fellow Tributes into thinking that he’s fragile. Haley’s got her competitors beat in the looks department. Lucky for them, Jay will have trained them both in scavenging for food and camouflage before they leave California.
Sponsor Gifts: Mistaking “weapons” for “lemons,” Gloria accidentally orders Manny several crates of the citrus fruit from Colombia. Phil, meanwhile, drops down some intense power-walking gear for his daughter.
Forecasted Gameplay: Although Manny is a moving target for masculinity-obsessed Careers, he’ll become a Rue to another player’s Katniss… but in the end, it won’t be enough. Haley, meanwhile, is too gorgeous and dumb for anyone to consider her a threat, and there’s a chance that the inner Claire in her will come out to wreak havoc. As long as she doesn’t accidentally eat something obviously poisonous, she might be all right.

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District Mad Men
Tributes: Glen Bishop, Sally Draper Special Skills: Glen is the ultimate creep, knowing just how to get under people’s skin, while Sally is a certified bad-ass.Sponsor Gifts: Betty will sneak her former admirer a dainty  handgun to conceal, and Don will make sure his daughter is well-equipped  with easy-to-handle Alcas (TM) knives.Forecasted Gameplay: Glen will put up a cool-guy front while he  stands at his plate, but he’s dumb enough to go straight for the  Cornucopia — and he’s too puny to make it out alive. In contrast,  Sally’s got the smarts to make a run for the woods, and has the  potential for craziness, courtesy of her parents that will definitely  come in handy. If her mentor teaches her about climbing and  self-discipline, she could fare pretty well.
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District Mad Men

Tributes: Glen Bishop, Sally Draper
Special Skills: Glen is the ultimate creep, knowing just how to get under people’s skin, while Sally is a certified bad-ass.
Sponsor Gifts: Betty will sneak her former admirer a dainty handgun to conceal, and Don will make sure his daughter is well-equipped with easy-to-handle Alcas (TM) knives.
Forecasted Gameplay: Glen will put up a cool-guy front while he stands at his plate, but he’s dumb enough to go straight for the Cornucopia — and he’s too puny to make it out alive. In contrast, Sally’s got the smarts to make a run for the woods, and has the potential for craziness, courtesy of her parents that will definitely come in handy. If her mentor teaches her about climbing and self-discipline, she could fare pretty well.

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The Hunger GamesWhat Is It? Only the next Harry Potter and/or Twilight-level blockbuster based on a popular line of YA books.Best Moment: Seeing the Mockingjay pin. That’s a crucial part of Hunger Games lore, y’all.Worst Moment: The digital F/X still seem iffy. At least the studio still has a month to get them up to snuff.Did It Make Us Want to See the Movie? As with The Avengers, we didn’t really need any more convincing.
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The Hunger Games
What Is It? Only the next Harry Potter and/or Twilight-level blockbuster based on a popular line of YA books.
Best Moment: Seeing the Mockingjay pin. That’s a crucial part of Hunger Games lore, y’all.
Worst Moment: The digital F/X still seem iffy. At least the studio still has a month to get them up to snuff.
Did It Make Us Want to See the Movie? As with The Avengers, we didn’t really need any more convincing.

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