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Samy and Amy (Kitchen Nightmares
These charming Arizona restaurateurs have a “customer is never right” policy and had no actual desire to make their restaurant better and were seemingly just using this show for more exposure. They drove Gordon to throw in the towel because they didn’t remotely want to take his constructive criticism. These horrible people berated their customers in public, swore at them when they dared to complain about food, treated their staff like infants and stole tips from underappreciated waitresses. In one classy conversation with Gordon, Samy said, “I am the gangster, not you” and Amy called an employee who asked a question a “poisonous little viper.” Just shining examples of humanity.

Read more: The Most Heinous Person on Reality TV This Week

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I’m going to refill my coffee cup, to give the fanfic writers a moment to jot down their plot bunnies…

- A dirty Cindy McLennan, Once Upon a Time 2x22 “And Straight On ‘Til Morning” Recap

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Approved crossover.

Approved crossover.

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Why aren’t there a million Office gifs for me to reblog now?

Isn’t this what the Internet pays BuzzFeed for?

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[B]efore you know it Emma is chowing down on the obvious pot muffin that Cute Hippie Ra’uf has left her that is going to get her high. This is the best television show in the whole, whole world of television. Like the look of wonder and amazement that is constantly in her giant beautiful eyes isn’t going to be twice as fabulous once she gets that edible down.

- Jacob Clifton, Bates Motel 1x9 “Underwater” Recap