Halloween is five and a half weeks away, FYI.
Amber
- Her fake zebra-print nails and fake eyelashes that are so heavy, they often completely mask Amber’s entire eyeball.
- The amount of time she breaks up with Gary in any given episode while driving and shouting into cell phone.
- Her laid back personality and unyielding tranquility that she learned to channel after her time spent in therapy.
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Farrah
- Her advice to grown women about their fertility, and her expectation that their sons will want to marry her after five minutes of dating.
- Her irritating refusal to call her father anything but “Michael,” and then never thank him for constantly helping her out in every way.
- Her failed hair model career, and the many more Craigslist scams she’ll eventually fall for that we’ll never see.
- The new puppies she buys and gives away every few months.
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Tyler
- The countless number of tween girls who contact him on Twitter every week telling him to dump Catelynn and date them, despite how paradoxical that concept is.
- His hourly, albeit true, reminders that is was clearly the best idea in the world that they put Carly up for adoption.
- His and Catelynn’s baffling lack of comprehension of how education and jobs work, bless their hearts.
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Maci (Teen Mom)
She put her three-year-old in the middle of her relationship with his father, in the worst way possible. She made Bentley call Ryan and invite him to his birthday, after both parents agreed to do separate parties, and then made Ryan look like the bad guy for not coming. Don’t use your kid like that. Unless you’ve got the cash for therapy down the road
