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Appear as Asexual as Possible You won’t have to worry so much about anyone asking you about having fivesomes or group sex, but we do advise that you make it quite clear that you and Kody never, ever touch. We also recommend that you don’t ever touch Kody, because have you seen his hair or beard or listened to him talk?
Read more: Sister Wives: Rules for Joining the Brown Family

Appear as Asexual as Possible
You won’t have to worry so much about anyone asking you about having fivesomes or group sex, but we do advise that you make it quite clear that you and Kody never, ever touch. We also recommend that you don’t ever touch Kody, because have you seen his hair or beard or listened to him talk?

Read more: Sister Wives: Rules for Joining the Brown Family

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Do Not Talk about Sister Husbands People are going to ask questions, and you’ll need to be media-trained. Start by getting prepped for the most commonly asked question of all: When someone inquires about you having multiple husbands, evade the question with a giggle and a tacky joke. Our favorite is simply smiling for the cameras and pondering, “Why would anyone want another husband?”
Read more: Sister Wives: Rules for Joining the Brown Family

Do Not Talk about Sister Husbands
People are going to ask questions, and you’ll need to be media-trained. Start by getting prepped for the most commonly asked question of all: When someone inquires about you having multiple husbands, evade the question with a giggle and a tacky joke. Our favorite is simply smiling for the cameras and pondering, “Why would anyone want another husband?”

Read more: Sister Wives: Rules for Joining the Brown Family

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Once Upon a Time  Charming/David already has Snow and is maybe also still legally married to Kathryn, and he’s the youngest looking grandfather ever (sorry, Jim Bob Duggar). There are plenty of ways the show’s writers could make him secretly married to even more women, and lord knows there are enough princesses in that ever expanding universe.
Read more: Sister Wives: Why Every Show Should Have Some

Once Upon a Time
Charming/David already has Snow and is maybe also still legally married to Kathryn, and he’s the youngest looking grandfather ever (sorry, Jim Bob Duggar). There are plenty of ways the show’s writers could make him secretly married to even more women, and lord knows there are enough princesses in that ever expanding universe.

Read more: Sister Wives: Why Every Show Should Have Some

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