Why: She’s still perfectly bitchy, after all of these years. Surely Yale has some kind of internship programming or summer course-crossover with New York City, right? At the very least, the writers can make one up so that Quinn can tell us more about her affairs with older professors, occasionally hook up with chicks and just genuinely brighten up every scene.
Provisions: No ridiculously offensive and unnecessary jabs at lesbians.
It was a huge mistake — HUGE — to pair the old and the new versions of these characters with each other tonight because it’s just reminding us how frigging dull the new versions really are.
- Demian, summing it up nicely, Glee 4-8 “Thanksgiving” Recap
At least one couple is breaking on Glee tonight, but on the bright side, nothing will ever come between Rachel and Quinn, the ultimate HoYay! Couple in our hearts.
There are only a few days left to vote in this round of the 2012 Tubey Awards, which means you’ve got to get your ass in gear if you feel strongly about the Supporting Actor/Actress Deserving of a Starring Role.
Please, tell us more about the dangers of being a reckless teen, and call every single person who isn’t nice a bully. Stick a few more characters in wheelchairs so that we can learn the Gospel of Glee and never laugh at this once-funny series ever again. And downplay every single high school tribulation that doesn’t directly relate to sexuality.
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