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Redcoat disembarks the plane she just landed, blonde hair flowing free and Spencer is weirded out since that’s clearly Alison, so she follows, in her lovely gown. Shapes and figures in the mists for a while, it’s pretty suspenseful, but like all I can think about is, What if Redcoat is God?, what if Mona has had physical contact with God? and then it’s just a quick step to Holy shit, what if Alison DiLaurentis is God? and then you’re like, “That would make sooooo much sense actually?”

- Jacob Clifton, Pretty Little Liars 3x24 “A dAngerous gAme” Weecap

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This thing I was so surprised and weirded out that I couldn’t believe what was going on until an actual hashtag appeared, hilariously, to confirm what was going on. It was a very dissociated, displaced, wonderful feeling. And, oddly, sad. Not sad for her, because it’s her and her rock bottom is the molten core of the earth and the show has been taking her there for weeks; sad for him. What a sad, sick little life. And you can say this is a trick or a lie or a thing, but I don’t know about that. I think it could go either way.

- Jacob Clifton, Pretty Little Liars 3x21 “Out of Sight, Out of Mind” Weecap

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In the same way, we have Aria here, who — although she dresses like a feral toddler set free to roam a Forever 21 and has an unlimited credit line at Claire’s Boutique* — now has an apartment owned by her fabulously rich, conflicted boyfriend who is also a teacher and also an heir to a fortune, his younger brother just showed up with all kinds of problems and is even hotter than the boyfriend, and both of them are constantly telling her how fantastic and beautiful and talented and special-special-special she is: Aria Montgomery is the Tyrion Lannister of Rosewood Pennsylvania.

- Jacob Clifton, Pretty Little Liars 3-18 “Dead to Me” Weecap

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Ha! Oh boy. So what was going on with Toby in those days was that he was sporting a do-rag. Sweat pants, shirt unbuttoned — even in the past, bread was still buttered on the same side — and one of those industrial-strength nylon do-rags that has a tail coming out the back, like he’s on The Wire. Of all the amazing things this show is constantly unveiling, I must say that “Toby in a do-rag” is near the top of the list.

- Jacob Clifton, Pretty Little Liars “Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Inferno” 3-17 Weecap

Ha! Oh boy. So what was going on with Toby in those days was that he was sporting a do-rag. Sweat pants, shirt unbuttoned — even in the past, bread was still buttered on the same side — and one of those industrial-strength nylon do-rags that has a tail coming out the back, like he’s on The Wire. Of all the amazing things this show is constantly unveiling, I must say that “Toby in a do-rag” is near the top of the list.

- Jacob Clifton, Pretty Little Liars “Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Inferno” 3-17 Weecap

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Spencer: “What in the serious fuck, Mona?”
Mona: “Look, I played dumb for a really long time. That’s boring now, I want to be myself. I kept up with my schoolwork while I was … away…”
Gay Side-Eye Kid: Most amazing and gif-able face of all.

- Jacob Clifton, Pretty Little Liars 3-15 “Mona-Mania!” Recap