“You sure you don’t want to play The Hunger Games with all of us?”
“My whole life is a Hunger Game. Why do you think I’m so mean to you?”
Obnoxiously topical? Maybe. Still cute, though. I liked the Luke storyline, except for literally any moment that involved Manny and his weird gross friend zoning plot.
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New Year’s Eve (December 9)
Director: Garry Marshall
Cast: Any A-Lister with a Pulse
Thumbnail Synopsis: A bunch of annoying people get caught up in annoying “comic” situations on New Year’s Eve.
Awards Potential: All the big ones: Picture, Director, Screenplay… wait, we’re talking about the Razzies, right?
Awesomeness Potential: Extremely low. The only way this could potentially be awesome is if it ended with Robert De Niro going full-on Travis Bickle and shooting the rest of the cast.
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