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We hate to be cruel, but today in Movies Without Pity Awards voting, we pit Pitch Perfect against Magic Mike (and more) in the Best Musical Moment category. Choose wisely, and vote every day for your favorites (and in other cases, like Worst Career Move by an Oscar Winner least favorites).

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Today in the Movies Without Pity Awards: Movie You’re Most Ashamed You Paid to See, Movie That We’re Happiest Won’t Become a Franchise, Movie That Most Needs a Prequel, Actor That Most Needs to Stick to TV and more.
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Today in the Movies Without Pity AwardsMovie You’re Most Ashamed You Paid to See, Movie That We’re Happiest Won’t Become a Franchise, Movie That Most Needs a Prequel, Actor That Most Needs to Stick to TV and more.

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This week in Movies Without Pity Awards: Least Super Superhero, Movie That Should Become a TV Series, Least Satisfying Ending, Movie That Most Needs to be Remade in Ten Years and more!
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This week in Movies Without Pity Awards: Least Super Superhero, Movie That Should Become a TV Series, Least Satisfying Ending, Movie That Most Needs to be Remade in Ten Years and more!

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Now presenting: The Movies Without Pity Awards, the best place to tell the Oscars and Golden Globes to suck it so that you can honor The Cabin in the Woods as Funniest Horror Movie or That’s My Boy as Worst Comedy.
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Now presenting: The Movies Without Pity Awards, the best place to tell the Oscars and Golden Globes to suck it so that you can honor The Cabin in the Woods as Funniest Horror Movie or That’s My Boy as Worst Comedy.

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Best Motion Picture — Comedy or MusicalThe Best Exotic Marigold Hotel Les Misérables Moonrise Kingdom Salmon Fishing in the Yemen Silver Linings Playbook
Deserves to Win: Arguably Wes Anderson’s finest live action film to date, Moonrise Kingdom is both wryly funny and sweetly moving. It’s got a great soundtrack, too.
Will Win: While one should never count out Harvey Weinstein — who is buddy-buddy with the HFPA — Hugh Jackman and the rest of Les Misérables' singing cast seems likely to drown out the dancing fools at the center of the Weinstein-backed Silver Linings Playbook.
Read more: Golden Globes 2013: Movie Picks and Predictions

Best Motion Picture — Comedy or Musical
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
Les Misérables
Moonrise Kingdom
Salmon Fishing in the Yemen
Silver Linings Playbook

Deserves to Win: Arguably Wes Anderson’s finest live action film to date, Moonrise Kingdom is both wryly funny and sweetly moving. It’s got a great soundtrack, too.

Will Win: While one should never count out Harvey Weinstein — who is buddy-buddy with the HFPA — Hugh Jackman and the rest of Les Misérables' singing cast seems likely to drown out the dancing fools at the center of the Weinstein-backed Silver Linings Playbook.

Read more: Golden Globes 2013: Movie Picks and Predictions

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Best Motion Picture — DramaArgo Django Unchained Life of Pi Lincoln Zero Dark Thirty
Deserves to Win: A muscular, morally complex procedural, Zero Dark Thirty is by far the standout amongst this batch of nominated films and a movie that will resonate for years to come.
Will Win: The torture debate that has engulfed ZD30 (not to mention the fact that it won’t open in wide release until two days before the Globes telecast) will likely scare the controversy-adverse HFPA off Kathryn Bigelow’s movie and towards Ben Affleck’s Argo, a less politicized political thriller that was a big hit at the box office. Argo's international scope will likely just put it ahead of its most serious challenger, Steven Spielberg's slice of American history, Lincoln.
Read more: Golden Globes 2013: Movie Picks and Predictions

Best Motion Picture — Drama
Argo
Django Unchained
Life of Pi
Lincoln
Zero Dark Thirty

Deserves to Win: A muscular, morally complex procedural, Zero Dark Thirty is by far the standout amongst this batch of nominated films and a movie that will resonate for years to come.

Will Win: The torture debate that has engulfed ZD30 (not to mention the fact that it won’t open in wide release until two days before the Globes telecast) will likely scare the controversy-adverse HFPA off Kathryn Bigelow’s movie and towards Ben Affleck’s Argo, a less politicized political thriller that was a big hit at the box office. Argo's international scope will likely just put it ahead of its most serious challenger, Steven Spielberg's slice of American history, Lincoln.

Read more: Golden Globes 2013: Movie Picks and Predictions

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Argo For his third time in the director’s chair, Ben Affleck was finally matched up with the right script and delivered a crackerjack political thriller that hearkens back to the genre’s ’70s heyday. The climactic escape sequence at the Iranian airport is arguably 2012’s most tense and satisfying set-piece.
Read more: Year in Review 2012: Our Favorite Movies

Argo
For his third time in the director’s chair, Ben Affleck was finally matched up with the right script and delivered a crackerjack political thriller that hearkens back to the genre’s ’70s heyday. The climactic escape sequence at the Iranian airport is arguably 2012’s most tense and satisfying set-piece.

Read more: Year in Review 2012: Our Favorite Movies

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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part II The fact that this film means we won’t have to suffer through any more awful Twilight movies almost makes us want to move it to the “Best” column. Almost… but not quite.
Read more: Year in Review 2012: Our Least Favorite Movies

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part II
The fact that this film means we won’t have to suffer through any more awful Twilight movies almost makes us want to move it to the “Best” column. Almost… but not quite.

Read more: Year in Review 2012: Our Least Favorite Movies