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Happy Valentine’s Day, people.

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"Heterosexual men have a big burden that we put on ourselves, which is that we wanna be identified as straight. We’re the only ones that care."
Louie,
 S3E3: Miami

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Shark!

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The courage it takes for a woman to say yes is beyond anything I can imagine. 

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TitsDuring a first date that’s actually going pretty well, Louie’s getting hot and heavy in the back of a cab. Moments after squeezing her left boob, the woman demands the driver pull over, and then makes Louie get out of the cab, no explanation given. He begins walking home, completely confused, but mainly filled with the insatiable urge to even out the tit-squeezing symmetry.
Read more: Louis C.K.: Oh My God: Five Jokes That Should Be Louie Sketches

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During a first date that’s actually going pretty well, Louie’s getting hot and heavy in the back of a cab. Moments after squeezing her left boob, the woman demands the driver pull over, and then makes Louie get out of the cab, no explanation given. He begins walking home, completely confused, but mainly filled with the insatiable urge to even out the tit-squeezing symmetry.

Read more: Louis C.K.: Oh My God: Five Jokes That Should Be Louie Sketches

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Louis CK is doing a reddit AMA right now!
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"Lincoln" (Saturday Night Live) It doesn’t come as much surprise that the best moment of SNL this year was shot-for-shot remake of Louis CK’s FX series… only instead of Louie, we got to see inside the twisted world of one Abraham Lincoln. An honorable mention also goes to the Homeland spoof, where we learned Anne Hathaway knows how to work that chin of hers, too.
Read more: Year in Review 2012: Funniest Comedy TV Moments

"Lincoln" (Saturday Night Live)
It doesn’t come as much surprise that the best moment of SNL this year was shot-for-shot remake of Louis CK’s FX series… only instead of Louie, we got to see inside the twisted world of one Abraham Lincoln. An honorable mention also goes to the Homeland spoof, where we learned Anne Hathaway knows how to work that chin of hers, too.

Read more: Year in Review 2012: Funniest Comedy TV Moments

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I get [satisfaction] just from the fact that I get to do this show and go on the air. The Emmys are not the reward for my work. They are just like an extra. That’s just a nice thing, and to me the Emmys are for the network and the people that work for me, but sure, I get to keep them at my house. I enjoy that. I do. I would love to be somebody who is like, “That means nothing to me,” but it’s not true. I like it, but it’s not what I do it for, certainly. I’m all right before the Emmys even begin. I’m already well rewarded. I have my own show and I get to do it exactly how I want. People watch it, and they are letting me keep doing it, and I love the people I work with.

-Louis CK
Read more: Louis CK Talks About the Louie Hiatus, and What He’ll Be Eating in the Meantime

I get [satisfaction] just from the fact that I get to do this show and go on the air. The Emmys are not the reward for my work. They are just like an extra. That’s just a nice thing, and to me the Emmys are for the network and the people that work for me, but sure, I get to keep them at my house. I enjoy that. I do. I would love to be somebody who is like, “That means nothing to me,” but it’s not true. I like it, but it’s not what I do it for, certainly. I’m all right before the Emmys even begin. I’m already well rewarded. I have my own show and I get to do it exactly how I want. People watch it, and they are letting me keep doing it, and I love the people I work with.

-Louis CK

Read more: Louis CK Talks About the Louie Hiatus, and What He’ll Be Eating in the Meantime