Best: Snooki
She looks like a Vegas showgirl… in a good way. Her veneers still kind of freak us out, but the slit in the dress is just right, the hair is fun and the shoes are fantastic.
Best: Naya Rivera
She might have been the best dressed of the night. We liked the opened corset, the form-fitting mermaid gown and absolutely loved her hair. That’s probably the nicest thing we’ve said about anything Glee related in a long time.
Read more: SAG Awards 2013: Best and Worst Fashions
Best: Sarah Hyland
This gothic look with the dark makeup and black dress makes her look a little like Carmen Electra, but the cinched in bodice and the interesting pleats make it work.
Read more: Golden Globes 2013: Best & Worst Dressed
Aria, I’ll have you know, spends almost the entire episode in a Big Top Circus Ringleader jacket with black pinstripes, over a monochrome cheetah-print shirt and matching miniskirt, like a hooker would wear. It’s not the most mindblowing shit she’s ever pulled, but the offense you take from each separate part of the outfit is so much more than the sum of its parts. No checks, no balances. Absolute power, everywhere at once, shooting out of each and every fucked-up area of Aria just like the blood of Cousin Heshy. The difference is, Cousin Heshy got better. Aria?
Later, at the charity marathon, girlfriend will have traded out — over an American-flag skull t-shirt, of course — a black cardigan with shoulder pads and sequined patches over the shoulder pads, on trend with that “drum majorette” look that’s so popular these days, but more importantly providing a seamless transition from “Carnival Day” to more of a “Carnival Night” look.
Meanwhile, Emily looks like a hot steaming cup of sex, as usual these days, Hanna’s wearing a classic blue dress from a grownup’s closet and is totally beautiful of course, and Spencer is wearing… voluminous emerald pleated old-lady pants like you would wear to cover your stilts, if you were in the Aria Circus. So, half of us are doing okay.
- Jacob Clifton, Pretty Little Liars 3-14 “She’s Better Now” Recap
