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And here’s a challenge for you: fuck, marry, kill — Jillian, Bob, Dolvett. Tweet or email me your responses! I have to ponder that one for a while. What’s difficult is that Bob would make a really great husband and, like, bring you grapefruit in bed in the mornings. I still might kill him, though.

- Potes, who can be reached via Twitter @traciepotes or by email at potesypotes@gmail.com for your answers, The Biggest Loser 13-13 “Season 13, Episode 13” Weecap

And here’s a challenge for you: fuck, marry, kill — Jillian, Bob, Dolvett. Tweet or email me your responses! I have to ponder that one for a while. What’s difficult is that Bob would make a really great husband and, like, bring you grapefruit in bed in the mornings. I still might kill him, though.

- Potes, who can be reached via Twitter @traciepotes or by email at potesypotes@gmail.com for your answers, The Biggest Loser 13-13 “Season 13, Episode 13” Weecap

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Chris admits that the folks on the Black Team are scared out of their minds. But they get to be so close to Dolvett’s amazing abs! I feel like they must have some sort of miracle healing properties, like the vortexes in Sedona. You just stand directly facing him and feel a tingling vibration throughout your body, and then your psoriasis is cleared up or whatever.

- Potes, The Biggest Loser 13-10 “Season 13, Episode 10” Weecap

Chris admits that the folks on the Black Team are scared out of their minds. But they get to be so close to Dolvett’s amazing abs! I feel like they must have some sort of miracle healing properties, like the vortexes in Sedona. You just stand directly facing him and feel a tingling vibration throughout your body, and then your psoriasis is cleared up or whatever.

- Potes, The Biggest Loser 13-10 “Season 13, Episode 10” Weecap

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He inspires me to write poetry, such as: “I think that we shall never get / A trainer lovely as Dolvett.”

- A smitten Potes, Biggest Loser 13-1 “Season 13, Episode 1” Weecap (though we still love Bob and everything).

He inspires me to write poetry, such as: “I think that we shall never get / A trainer lovely as Dolvett.”

- A smitten Potes, Biggest Loser 13-1 “Season 13, Episode 1” Weecap (though we still love Bob and everything).

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Dolvett took a leadership role in setting his team’s menu, because he’s a bit of a control freak like that. As if Dolvett isn’t already your fantasy boyfriend, he tells us that he’s been cooking since he was five and learned everything he knows from his mom. SWOON! I bet he gives excellent backrubs, too.

- Potes, The Biggest Loser 12-8 “Season 12, Episode 8” Weecap

Dolvett took a leadership role in setting his team’s menu, because he’s a bit of a control freak like that. As if Dolvett isn’t already your fantasy boyfriend, he tells us that he’s been cooking since he was five and learned everything he knows from his mom. SWOON! I bet he gives excellent backrubs, too.

- Potes, The Biggest Loser 12-8 “Season 12, Episode 8” Weecap