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Doctor Who: Salt and Pepper Shakers
A TARDIS for your salt, a Dalek for your pepper… and they’ll spice up the life of your favorite Doctor Who fan — if you can deal with them reenacting episodes during dinner.
Price: $17.98
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The Doctor, Doctor Who
Grounds for Firing: Yes, the Time Lord has generally done a good job cleaning up the various messes that can complicate time and space. Still, he’s slipped up more than a few times over the course of his lengthy career; that, combined with the fact that he’s nearing retirement age, (the franchise turns 50 in 2013) means that he should probably be eased out of the job fairly soon, before his skills really start to fail him.
Hired As: A real doctor, of course! Preferably as the GP in a picturesque English village, where he can diagnose ailments and nip out to the pub for a pint like any normal British country doc.
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There were a million shows on last night
For (and from) the lazy, here are our recaps in one handy list:
Once Upon a Time
Real Housewives of New Jersey
The Good Wife
Homeland
Revenge
The Amazing Race
Dexter
666 Park Avenue
Boardwalk Empire
Bonus: Doctor Who, Fringe and America’s Next Top Model
Meanwhile, Oswin is still guiding Rory to safety. She calls him “beaky boy” and thinks he and the Doctor should fence each other with their nose and chin, respectively. So… she’s a slash fan?
- Tippi Blevins, Doctor Who 7-1 “Asylum of the Daleks” Weecap
