Why: She’s still perfectly bitchy, after all of these years. Surely Yale has some kind of internship programming or summer course-crossover with New York City, right? At the very least, the writers can make one up so that Quinn can tell us more about her affairs with older professors, occasionally hook up with chicks and just genuinely brighten up every scene.
Provisions: No ridiculously offensive and unnecessary jabs at lesbians.
It was a huge mistake — HUGE — to pair the old and the new versions of these characters with each other tonight because it’s just reminding us how frigging dull the new versions really are.
- Demian, summing it up nicely, Glee 4-8 “Thanksgiving” Recap
At least one couple is breaking on Glee tonight, but on the bright side, nothing will ever come between Rachel and Quinn, the ultimate HoYay! Couple in our hearts.
There are only a few days left to vote in this round of the 2012 Tubey Awards, which means you’ve got to get your ass in gear if you feel strongly about the Supporting Actor/Actress Deserving of a Starring Role.
I started watching this episode with a friend, who saw the episode title “Actability,” and said, “Is this a thing? They make up words and it’s supposed to be funny?” and I realized how far down the rabbit hole I had fallen. I saw that stupid, made-up word, and just shrugged, thinking to myself, “It will be about acting this week.”
- Carla Patton, whose rabbit hole we are also currently dwelling in, The Glee Project 2-10 “Actability” Weecap
Seriously though, if you haven’t seen this show, I highly recommend it, as The Glee Project is the most unintentionally hilarious show on television.
Please, tell us more about the dangers of being a reckless teen, and call every single person who isn’t nice a bully. Stick a few more characters in wheelchairs so that we can learn the Gospel of Glee and never laugh at this once-funny series ever again. And downplay every single high school tribulation that doesn’t directly relate to sexuality.
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If this had happened at some random time in Season 2, maybe. But to up the dramatic ante, they made sure to finally put Quinn not just in a happier place, but one in which she had finally gotten herself some damn dignity and independence and was looking forward to her bright, happy future. Moreover, unlike that pathetic pod person Rachel, Quinn’s future was one that did not revolve around a boy. (A grievous crime.) After all of the indignities they have inflicted on her over the past year, they were hitting us with those anvils about how far she’s come and wanting to be a Cheerio again, but just for fun this time.
And then they hit her with a truck.
I’m just waiting for this to be used to justify Finchel more. Oh, see, life can change in an instant and all of your hopes and dreams can be lost by one stupid mistake, so the only thing that’s important in life is love. (Which somehow means marrying at 17.) Quinn learned that the hard way.
- SNeaker, in the Glee 2-14 “On My Way” Forum
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Oh god. What in the hot figgity fuck have they done to these characters. When did Quinn turn into Rachel and Rachel into Quinn? This is so depressing.
- Gritty, who can at least take solace in the fact that Rachel isn’t pregnant (yet), the Glee 3-11 “Michael” Forum
And check out: Glee 3-11 “Michael” Recaplet
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