Dexter replies that he loves Deb, but she can’t wrap her head around that despite his attempted explanation that this is how he’s lived his whole life. “Before the moment you walked into that church, did you ever question the way I felt about you?” Deb kind of can’t believe that’s his argument, and I think I have to agree – before she walked into that church, she also thought of you as a lab geek, a harmless guy, and also, apparently, appropriate dating material. It was kind of a watershed moment.
- Couch Baron, Dexter 7-4 “Run” Recap
I mean, I’ve never murdered anyone, but I have to imagine it’s harder to do with your sister watching, even if your sister is secretly in love with you and OH GOD NOW I CAN’T STOP.
- Couch Baron, Dexter 7-2 “Sunshine and Frosty Swirl” Recap
For (and from) the lazy, here are our recaps in one handy list:
Sami asks if Kimmy hunts and kills the deer herself. It turns out that she’s hit TWELVE DEER with her car. I’m sorry, but she’s a serial killer. A deer-ial killer. In the forest she’s simply known as “Dexter.”