Beat It
The season finale brought all kinds of great moments — Cathy rubbing her ninth place in Abby Lee’s tenth place face, the drama behind the Joffrey Ballet program, Abby telling Cathy she’s Satan, the Queen of Hearts twins, everyone calling out the obvious Maddie favoritism — but by far, our favorite part was when Abby stuck out her butt to Holly and awkwardly told her to “beat it.” True art, right there.
The Apple’s That Be
Not gonna lie: We get legitimately excited whenever little Vivi-Anne or Justice are on our screens. It’s obvious that Cathy only has them in the group numbers to lower the troupe’s average age — our apologies to little Justice — and Vivi-Anne still deadpans the best one-liners on this show, like: “I cut my finger on my mom’s ring, I hope I can still dance.”
The Sausage King of Canton
Of course Cathy’s husband runs a jerky empire. Of course the HQ is right next to her dance studio. Of course she humiliated Christi and tricked Chloe into looking like a fool in a Lady Gaga-esque jerky suit. Can it please be Season 3 now?
Lifetime is going to have hell to pay for misspelling Dance Moms’ Abby Lee Miller’s name wrong in an on-air promo. Was this Cathy’s doing?
