Played By: Chris Colfer
Why He Belongs on Asylum: Because his storyline is clearly taking place entirely in his imagination now, right? That’s the only possible explanation for how he managed to land a gig at Vogue.com based solely on the fact that he snapped pictures of himself wearing the latest fashions and posted them online, not to mention the way his father supposedly got himself elected to Congress even though he never appears to actually go to Washington to vote on any legislation. When your fantasies become so vivid that you start to believe they’re real, it’s time to seek professional help.
You guys, Kurt is going to end up as a prisoner in some guy’s sex dungeon. I call dibs.
“Whoever discovered Crazy Apple’s Cathy deserves a special Emmy award. You can’t make someone like her up. Seriously.”
- Gitano in the Dance Moms forum. We realize the picture is only slightly related, but Chris Colfer and Abby Lee Miller together is too fabulous to not share.
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