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Petite Mort, Ballet West

Could we go back to this sexy ballet on Breaking Pointe? Way more exciting than Cinderella.

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"Allison shouts that Rex is delusional if he thinks she’s not supporting him. She asks what he needs from her. "You!" he shouts. Dude! This is not going to happen! Rex says he’s so proud of Allison as a dancer, but that he doesn’t want to hang out with her anymore, that his family thinks he’s nuts for spending the last three years mooning after her. They are correct. He asks Allison not to come after him (isn’t the problem that she doesn’t, ever?). He leaves. Thank heaven. It never would have worked, not with his eyebrows and her nose. Their babies would look like Groucho Marx.”
— Sara Brady on the dysfunctional relationship between Breaking Pointe’s Allison and Rex.

Click here to read the rest of the Breaking Pointe finale recap

"Allison shouts that Rex is delusional if he thinks she’s not supporting him. She asks what he needs from her. "You!" he shouts. Dude! This is not going to happen! Rex says he’s so proud of Allison as a dancer, but that he doesn’t want to hang out with her anymore, that his family thinks he’s nuts for spending the last three years mooning after her. They are correct. He asks Allison not to come after him (isn’t the problem that she doesn’t, ever?). He leaves. Thank heaven. It never would have worked, not with his eyebrows and her nose. Their babies would look like Groucho Marx.”

— Sara Brady on the dysfunctional relationship between Breaking Pointe’s Allison and Rex.


Click here to read the rest of the Breaking Pointe finale recap

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From the short shrift this ballet gets, you can tell the show’s producers are kind of disappointed that Christiana didn’t freak out or break her ankle or throw up on her partner. Competent professionals are so disappointing!

- Sara Brady, Breaking Pointe 1-5 “Bad Dress; Good Show” Weecap

From the short shrift this ballet gets, you can tell the show’s producers are kind of disappointed that Christiana didn’t freak out or break her ankle or throw up on her partner. Competent professionals are so disappointing!

- Sara Brady, Breaking Pointe 1-5 “Bad Dress; Good Show” Weecap