And here’s a challenge for you: fuck, marry, kill — Jillian, Bob, Dolvett. Tweet or email me your responses! I have to ponder that one for a while. What’s difficult is that Bob would make a really great husband and, like, bring you grapefruit in bed in the mornings. I still might kill him, though.

- Potes, who can be reached via Twitter @traciepotes or by email at potesypotes@gmail.com for your answers, The Biggest Loser 13-13 “Season 13, Episode 13” Weecap

Chris admits that the folks on the Black Team are scared out of their minds. But they get to be so close to Dolvett’s amazing abs! I feel like they must have some sort of miracle healing properties, like the vortexes in Sedona. You just stand directly facing him and feel a tingling vibration throughout your body, and then your psoriasis is cleared up or whatever.

- Potes, The Biggest Loser 13-10 “Season 13, Episode 10” Weecap

Sami asks if Kimmy hunts and kills the deer herself. It turns out that she’s hit TWELVE DEER with her car. I’m sorry, but she’s a serial killer. A deer-ial killer. In the forest she’s simply known as “Dexter.”

- Potes, The Biggest Loser 13-8 “Season 13, Episode 8” Weecap

We cut to the house, where Dolvett and Brooklyn are wearing little frying pan hats. She then stabs him in the head with a little spatula. And then he bench presses her! Hahahahahah. Oh, it is truly the best. I want Dolvett to babysit me. Is that hot or just weird?

- Potes, The Biggest Loser 13-7 “Season 13, Episode 7” Weecap

Bob looks SO tired, and just nods. He’s got a new episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on the DVR, and is not up for suffering this particular fool right now.

- Potes, The Biggest Loser 13-4 “Season 13, Episode 4” Weecap