Hector the Well Endowed strikes again!
TWoP: So you do read Community fan fic?
Alison: Just the porn. [Laughs]
Gillian: I read enough to know what it was and then I was like, “Oh my!”
Alison: I just saw pictures! Mine was like pornographic cartoons.
Gillian: Oh, mine was a written-out thing. I just scanned it.
There are only a few days left to vote in this round of the 2012 Tubey Awards, which means you’ve got to get your ass in gear if you feel strongly about the Supporting Actor/Actress Deserving of a Starring Role.
How She Deals: Ever the practical, positive one, Annie wants to deal with his death head-on and — through talking about it — move past it. Poor naïve Annie; she should know by now that it ain’t ever that easy with this crew.
Best Starburns-Related Line: “You mean, Star-Burns died how he lived… in a meth lab explosion?”
Read more: Community: Death is Your Gift
Abed nails Jeff’s egocentrism and roguish sexual charm; no wonder Annie confuses him for the real Jeff at one point.
Most Accurate Line: “What was I doing on the floor? Were we… doing it?”
Read more: Community: Being Abed Nadir
Their Friendliest (and Funniest) Exchange
Britta: “Why is there a banana in your DVD cabinet?”
Annie: “Read the banana, Britta.”
Britta: [Reading] “You are a lying junkie.”
Annie: “I’m sure those words hurt. But you wouldn’t be reading them if they weren’t true.”
Read more: Community: Best Friends Forever?