Abby’s Boyfriend
Though there’s a chance that he’s gay and/or a paid actor, we’re down for an episode where we get to know the fake man living in Los Angeles who Abby identifies as her secret boyfriend. After all, shouldn’t America have a chance to weigh in on whether or not he needs to give her a ring? And if he is real, it would definitely make Abby’s personal life seem less sad.
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Beat It
The season finale brought all kinds of great moments — Cathy rubbing her ninth place in Abby Lee’s tenth place face, the drama behind the Joffrey Ballet program, Abby telling Cathy she’s Satan, the Queen of Hearts twins, everyone calling out the obvious Maddie favoritism — but by far, our favorite part was when Abby stuck out her butt to Holly and awkwardly told her to “beat it.” True art, right there.
Lifetime is going to have hell to pay for misspelling Dance Moms’ Abby Lee Miller’s name wrong in an on-air promo. Was this Cathy’s doing?
This week’s Get That Look: Dance Mom’s Abby Lee Miller, the epitome of class, style and telling everyone they’re replaceable.
“Whoever discovered Crazy Apple’s Cathy deserves a special Emmy award. You can’t make someone like her up. Seriously.”
- Gitano in the Dance Moms forum. We realize the picture is only slightly related, but Chris Colfer and Abby Lee Miller together is too fabulous to not share.
(Source: twitter.com)
