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Kurt HummelFrom: GleePlayed By: Chris ColferWhy He Belongs on Asylum: Because his storyline is clearly taking place entirely in his imagination now, right? That’s the only possible explanation for how he managed to land a gig at Vogue.com based solely on the fact that he snapped pictures of himself wearing the latest fashions and posted them online, not to mention the way his father supposedly got himself elected to Congress even though he never appears to actually go to Washington to vote on any legislation. When your fantasies become so vivid that you start to believe they’re real, it’s time to seek professional help.
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Kurt Hummel
From: Glee
Played By: Chris Colfer
Why He Belongs on Asylum: Because his storyline is clearly taking place entirely in his imagination now, right? That’s the only possible explanation for how he managed to land a gig at Vogue.com based solely on the fact that he snapped pictures of himself wearing the latest fashions and posted them online, not to mention the way his father supposedly got himself elected to Congress even though he never appears to actually go to Washington to vote on any legislation. When your fantasies become so vivid that you start to believe they’re real, it’s time to seek professional help.

Read more: American Horror Story - Asylum: Ryan Murphy’s Craziest Past Characters

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What we didn’t see, but what really happened right before this interview, was Isobel asking her assistant, “Why the hell am I interviewing this hick from Ohio who just graduated from high school and didn’t even have the sense to apply to more than one college?” To which her assistant responded, “His father is Burt Hummel, that mechanic who was elected to Congress in that insane special election last year. Maybe if you hire him, his dad can get you an invite to a state dinner at the White House.” Because that’s the only way this hire makes sense outside of Kurt’s masturbatory fantasies.

- LTG, Glee 4-3 “Makeover” Recap

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You guys, Kurt is going to end up as a prisoner in some guy’s sex dungeon. I call dibs.

- LTG, Glee 3-1 “The New Rachel” Recap

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Today in Tubey voting: Best Romantic Relationship, one of the few positive nominationsGlee is up for, thanks to Kurt and Blaine.

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Today in 2012 Tubey Awards voting: Most Annoying Teenaged Character

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“Whoever discovered Crazy Apple’s Cathy deserves a special Emmy award. You can’t make someone like her up. Seriously.”

- Gitano in the Dance Moms forum. We realize the picture is only slightly related, but Chris Colfer and Abby Lee Miller together is too fabulous to not share.

Whoever discovered Crazy Apple’s Cathy deserves a special Emmy award. You can’t make someone like her up. Seriously.”

- Gitano in the Dance Moms forum. We realize the picture is only slightly related, but Chris Colfer and Abby Lee Miller together is too fabulous to not share.

(Source: twitter.com)

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