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Hanna deserved expulsion, a lawsuit, arrest, and her own personal juvie-issued doo-rag.

-night returns in our Pretty Little Liars 6x3 “Cat’s Cradle” forum

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I love this show because the LLs are so P that when you say something like, “Hanna is looking pretty busted today,” it’s still like, “With her luminous skin and perfect hair and fitted t. What a hot mess.”

- Jacob Clifton, Pretty Little Liars 3-5 “That Girl Is Poison” Weecap

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Hanna: “Well, I guess Aria and Spencer screwed up the drop somehow. Mom, you need help with dinner?”Ashley: “Sure, grab some pasta. The eating kind, not the kind we use instead of bank accounts.”I: Can’t help thinking that any pasta reference in the Marin household is a secret shout-out. To all of us.

- Jacob Clifton, Pretty Little Liars 2-12 “Breaking the Code” Recap

Hanna: “Well, I guess Aria and Spencer screwed up the drop somehow. Mom, you need help with dinner?”
Ashley: “Sure, grab some pasta. The eating kind, not the kind we use instead of bank accounts.”
I: Can’t help thinking that any pasta reference in the Marin household is a secret shout-out. To all of us.

- Jacob Clifton, Pretty Little Liars 2-12 “Breaking the Code” Recap

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OH & ALSO

Aria and Emily have this conversation like six times over the course of the episode:

Emily: “Are there any messages from that number?”
Aria: “What number?”
Emily: “Uh, the phone number we found in Ali’s coat.”
Aria: “What coat? Who’s this now?”

It is weird every time.

-Jacob Clifton, Pretty Little Liars 2-19 “The Naked Truth” Recap

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Spencer: “To review, I thought having A’s cell phone — pertinent numbers, dates, and endless video footage of A committing crimes — that it would somehow help us solve all these mysteries. And yet this is turning out to not be the case. Which is weird, because usually at this point in the episode somebody has a flashback that produces some random bullshit piece of…”Hanna: “— Okay, I didn’t want to tell you this before, but I have a flashback to do.”

- Jacob Clifton, Pretty Little Liars 2-18 “A Kiss Before Lying” Recap

Spencer: “To review, I thought having A’s cell phone — pertinent numbers, dates, and endless video footage of A committing crimes — that it would somehow help us solve all these mysteries. And yet this is turning out to not be the case. Which is weird, because usually at this point in the episode somebody has a flashback that produces some random bullshit piece of…”
Hanna: “— Okay, I didn’t want to tell you this before, but I have a flashback to do.”

- Jacob Clifton, Pretty Little Liars 2-18 “A Kiss Before Lying” Recap