Great Good Guys: Conan, John Matrix (Commando) and John Kimble (Kindergarten Cop)
Bad Guy: Mr. Freeze (Batman & Robin)
Sure, Schwarzenegger established his bad guy bona fides in the original Terminator back in the beginning of his career. But that evil mojo was long spent by the time he painted his skin blue and dressed up as what appears to be a walking refrigerator to battle George Clooney’s Batman. The result is an even bigger debacle than Last Action Hero and Jingle All the Way combined. Although, it must be said that only a true evildoer would deliver some of the stone cold one-liners (“The chilling sound of your doom,” anyone?) that Freeze unleashes throughout the movie.