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3) “Ma’am, some of the prosthetic legs they have these days are as good as real legs. I guarantee you they’re better than my shitty legs. I hate my legs. In fact, if I had the choice…”
2) “An ‘87 Gulfstar 50. Nothing fancy, but she gets the job done. You know, like a cast-iron skillet or Kevin Bacon.”
1) “It’s like a math prison where they rape you with numbers.”
Best Jonah Put-Down:
"Not quite. Like your mother, it’s been previously loved and paid for by a couple of guys."Read more: Veep: Season 2’s Best Insults

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3) “Ma’am, some of the prosthetic legs they have these days are as good as real legs. I guarantee you they’re better than my shitty legs. I hate my legs. In fact, if I had the choice…”

2) “An ‘87 Gulfstar 50. Nothing fancy, but she gets the job done. You know, like a cast-iron skillet or Kevin Bacon.”

1) “It’s like a math prison where they rape you with numbers.”

Best Jonah Put-Down:

"Not quite. Like your mother, it’s been previously loved and paid for by a couple of guys."

Read more: Veep: Season 2’s Best Insults