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Taylor Lautner: Leave the Shirt Off We were among the few people that bothered to see Abduction, which confirmed what we long suspected: your abs are more expressive than your face. Going forward, look around for jobs that require as little outerwear as possible… you know, lifeguard, Hollister Co. greeter and Magic Mike impersonator.
Read more: Twilight: Our Advice for the Cast

Taylor Lautner: Leave the Shirt Off
We were among the few people that bothered to see Abduction, which confirmed what we long suspected: your abs are more expressive than your face. Going forward, look around for jobs that require as little outerwear as possible… you know, lifeguard, Hollister Co. greeter and Magic Mike impersonator.

Read more: Twilight: Our Advice for the Cast