Want your potato chips to have a little kick to ‘em? Squeeze ketchup directly into the bag, shake it up and then eat and enjoy.
The Ultimate Lemonade: Five pounds of sugar, two gallons of lemon juice and then more sugar to taste. Also, we don’t talk about gogo juice anymore. Period.
The Ultimate Sketti: Boil a large pot of water, add spaghetti and once it’s cooked to al dente perfection, throw a strand against the wall to make sure that it sticks.
The Ultimate Sketti Sauce: Equal parts ketchup and butter, microwaved until both are melted and easily combined. Serve with Ultimate Sketti.
Above all else, even if you are starving and already ate everything else and it has been a while since you done had road kill in your belly, do not eat Glitzy.
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