Farrah
- Her advice to grown women about their fertility, and her expectation that their sons will want to marry her after five minutes of dating.
- Her irritating refusal to call her father anything but “Michael,” and then never thank him for constantly helping her out in every way.
- Her failed hair model career, and the many more Craigslist scams she’ll eventually fall for that we’ll never see.
- The new puppies she buys and gives away every few months.

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