Sookie: “Sorry for laughing, it’s just that this show is ridiculous. I pick one of you idiots, the world ends. I pick the other one, the world ends. I pick the right one, I barf on his six-pack. There is no right choice, there is just my life. So yeah, a minute after we all break up with each other, I got all three hot boyfriends up in my shit talking about Oh, a three thousand-year-old vampire druid is on his way over here to suck your blood. Which: Fine, must be Sunday. Right? So come on. Get your shit. Let’s boot and rally, let’s find Russell, let’s rush face-first into the jaws of death. Fuck it.”

- Jacob Clifton, True Blood 5-5 “Let’s Boot & Rally” Recap

(Source: nerdybutt)